This guy goes for employment interview. In the application form, in front of "when you can join?" He writes: "ASAP" and in front of "your requested salry?" He writes: "AMAP".
The interviewer asks him, I know ASAP means As Soon As Possible, but then what is AMAP? The guy innocently replies: As Much As Possible!

This guy goes for visa interview. In the application form in front of "sex" he writes: :"very good", the interviewer smiles and asks him: By "sex" we mean male or female? The guy thinks for a moment and goes: "both very good"!!

This Indian girl goes for visa interview. In the application form in front of "sex", she writes: "only once in Bombay"!!