Here are some hillarious signs which I read in todays "Khaleej Times":
1- In an office: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
2- In a laundry: Automatic washing machines, please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
3- In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs
4- In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
5- In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the tea pot and stand upside down on the drainage board.
6- Outside a second hand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderfull bargain?
7- Notice in healthfood shop window: Closed due to illness.
8- Spotted in a saffari park: Elephants please stay in your car.
9- Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor.
10- On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (please knock the door hard the bell is out of order).
